(Airplane)

After finally finishing his three years in the military, Jason heads off to start a new life in Japan as he dreamed as a child. Sadly his friends tagged along…He sits in the plane with Nigel-20, small, energetic and very funny comedian-to his right. Fahm- 21, a friend since Junior High, loyal, but very sneaky, had becomes a manga artist with his very famous manga called Crescent Legend as well as Odd Couple-and Nisha-21, Very playful and vicious, had become a very successful business woman-in the seats in front. His best friend since fourth grade, 20 year old Victor, sits to his back reading a skate magazine. He had grown to be a professional skater. Next to Victor was a girl he met in his junior year of high school named Ami who had become a 22-year-old well-known artist. Jason had no real talent except his writings and had come with a few very good books, Earth’s Eighth Three, the pre-quel-Earth’s First Three, and Angelic Life. He ended up heading off to the army quickly after high school and was there for three years.

Jason: Why! Why did you all have to come! I wanted to start a new life!
Nigel: Because were your friends dumb ass!
Nisha: What, you don’t want us around anymore? (Angry look)
Jason: (quailing and trembling) N-no! It’s just that you all come around out of nowhere!
Ami: And that’s a problem because…
Jason: (sigh) Ah forget it.
Victor: My legs are killing me, when does this flight end.
Jason: TT__TT Oh be quiet damnit. And by the way I don’t want to see you grinding or anything in the airport at Okinawa. It’s the first day of my new life and I do not want it to be in jail.  
Victor: (grunt)
(The cart lady passes down the isle and offers Nigel a beer.)
Nigel: I’ll take two beers please.
Cart Lady: I’ll have to see your Id sir.
Nigel: (hands her Id)
Cart Lady: Sir, your are not at legal drinking age
Nigel: Come on lady, its only one year.
Cart Lady: I’m sorry sir, I can not allow this.
Nigel: Please! I need the buzz!
Cart Lady: (screaming) SIR I CAN NOT ALLOW YOU TO DRINK AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE!
Nigel: (cowering) ok…
Jason: (shakes head)
(5 hours later)
Jason: MY LEGS! I can’t feel my legs!
Fahm: (dragging Jason) God damnit Jason, get up!
Victor: (Skating) Just leave him there…
Nisha: (hits Victor with a fan) He’s your friend!
Victor: Who do you think you are! Chidori!

After a good hour of walking the crew finally finds the hotel. The hotel reaches into the sky and with huge letter in the front saying “Okinawa Sun” and under it “Soak up paradise!”

Nisha: So…I guess we just go inside?
Fahm: Yea…
(They all walk in)
Jason: Well…now what?
(A woman approaches them)
Woman: Are you the Fahmidul Sikder?
Fahm: Yea…why?
(An immense crowd storms them)
Woman: AHHH! I LOVE YOU FAHM! MARRY ME! KISS ME! BANG ME! m(__)m
Jason: O.O, <.<, >.>, TT__TT
Fahm: I never thought Crescent Legend and Odd Couple was so famous…
Crowd member: Its Jason and Ami from Odd Couple! AHHH!
Crowd member #2: Jason! YOU DON’T DESERVE AMI! I HOPE YOU DIE!
Crowd member #3: Ami! I LOVE YOU, DROP JASON AND COME TO ME!
Ami: Fahm, why did you get me involved in this…
Jason: (drops head) Ah… hehe…

The group finally enters the hotel room. The hotel room is vast. They walk into the front of the room and are met by three elegant beds. Each bed made with precision. The walls and bed frames are gilded. Jason walked into the bathroom and was met by a huge outdoor bath separated by a bamboo wall. Ami walks into the kitchen that has immense cabinets stretching far. She opens the refrigerator and against the wall is lined with bottles of wine, sake, and assorted beers.

Ami: . . .I wonder who requested this.
(walks back into bedroom)
Nisha: Hey Ami, what do you say we claim our bed!
(Nisha lifts her suitcase and slams it onto the bed)
Nisha: Got to be quick!
(Nisha unpacks with the speed of light and organizes her things into the dresser next to the bed)
Ami: O.O
(Ami lifts her suitcase and slowly organizes her things)
(Fahm and Nigel walk in talking about the hotel room)
Nigel: Looks like they got the beer I was hoping for!
(Fahm and Nigel Freeze)
(They narrow their eyes at each other)

Fahm leaps to grab the bed. Nigel knocks him over in mid air. Nigel then runs toward the bed. Fahm trips him on his way. Jason then walks in and leaps for the bed. Victor catches him in mid air and slams him down out of nowhere.

Jason: Argh!

Victor gets back up and makes a dive for the bed. Nigel flips and lands on top of Victor and makes his runs for the bed! Fahm sweep kicks Nigel and topples him. Jason finds his chance and heads toward the bed! He looks back and sees that Nigel and Fahm are sleeping in the other bed. He turns back and sees Victor covering the whole bed.

Jason: . . .!
Victor: Touch me and you’ll see the words Tensor imprinted on your forehead…  

(LATER)

Fahm: bleeehhhhh, why do I get the damn bed near the window!?!?
Nigel: why did I get the bed near Fahm?

Fahm smacks Nigel with a pillow.

Ami: yaaaaaaawn -___- I’m so sleepy
Jason: erm...Want to come over here?
Victor: don’t. It’s a trap. From the perv queen.
Jason: first of all, I’m not a perv. Second, I’m a male. So males = KING
Victor: no. I really did mean queen. You sissy girl ^_^V
Jason: (throbs vein) ... sigh.

(Nisha comes in with two towels, and in a bathrobe.)

Nisha: Ami! Let’s go take a bath!
Ami: hot springs?
Nisha: nope. A bath. Indoors! You know, with the tub and all.
Ami: sure! Ill be right there.

Ami gathers her stuff. Then both Nisha and her slowly turn back
at the boys staring at them in confusion.

Nisha: you guys. STAY.

All the guys: yes, ma'am!

SOO AS THE GIRLS BATHE...

Fahm: I think I’m gonna go bathe as well.
Nigel: You sicko.Fahm: NOT WITH THEM!
Nigel: suuuuuuuuuure.
Jason: *shakes head

Fahm: well I’m off then.

Fahm strolls down with a towel and sandals.
He runs into some girl, who appears to be
one of his fans that has sick sexual fantasies
about him.

Fahm: GYAAAAAAAAGHHH!

He gets chased.

Jason: sigh...I wonder what the two girls are doing now...

*he imagines them all naked, nice and hot, wet, and
acting out scenes hes seen in those sick lesbian videos*

Jason: *nosebleed. *Bulge
Victor: nice bulge. Are you thinking about me?
Jason: X////X ...you sicko.
Victor: geh heh heh heh.
Nigel: *flipping through channels* ...HEY! It’s.... HERR!
Victor and Jason: eh?

BACK TO FAHM

Fahm: holy God, that was CLOSE. *Dives in*

Fahm swims around, not knowing the doom that awaits him.

THE GIRLS

Ami: wheee this is fun!
Nisha: yea, it sure is!
Ami: haha, it’s so smooth too!
Nisha: ohh yea! Yours too!
Ami: I bet the reader is thinking nasty thoughts now...
Nisha: grr... PERVERT!

(They were playing with rubber duckies...)





AND SO ON…

Victor is walking over to the vending machine.

Victor: What the hell was Nigel whining about…

Jason is walking down the block yawning.

Jason: Nigel and his games (yawn) let’s see, I have Nisha’s credit card and Fahm’s credit card. Which do I use first…

Jason walks into the bar on the lobby level of the hotel.

Jason: Can I get three Martini’s and a bottle of MGD.
Bartender: Coming right up sir.
Jason: I’ll be using my credit card.
Bartender: Of course sir.

BACK IN THE HOTEL ROOM

Nisha: Ah…what a great bath!
Ami: Mmhmm, this place can really rejuvenate you.  
(Nisha walks out)
Nigel: (looks to them) Oh hey…
Ami: (changing) where’d the other guys go?
Nigel: Jason went out for a few drinks, Fahm headed to a public bath and Vic went out to enjoy a few skate spots, so the cops should be arriving carrying all three soon.
Nisha: Ah…oh yea! I almost forgot…
(Nisha punches Nigel in the face)
Nisha: Don’t watch us while were changing.
Nigel: (imprinted in wall) oh yea…

Later that night Fahm, Vic, and Jason return home. Jason enters the room last, bright red and stumbling.

Jason: Hey everyone!
Victor: Jason, how many drinks did you have?
Jason: Honestly…maybe…one?
(Jason faints)
Fahm: It looks like he had pure alcohol TT___TT

Victor pokes Jason with a stick. Jason twitches.

Victor: He’s gone…
Ami: I’ll take care of him.
Nisha: (Devilish look) Hm… what do you have on your mind Ami?
Ami: (red) N-nothing! What are you talking about! Don’t say such stupid things! I don’t like this idiot!
(Ami grabs Jason’s legs and swings him around to drag him to his room. His head hits the wall)
Jason: X_X

Victor hops into his bed. Nisha lies down. Fahm as well. Nigel finally crawls in after arguing with Fahm. Ami enters the room dragging Jason again. She lays him on the floor and softly lays a pillow under his head. She lies down on the bed.

Later that night…

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Nisha: OK! WHO THE HELL IS DOING THAT!?
Fahm: My bad =^.^=
(Nigel runs into the kitchen)
Nigel: I’m sleeping on the counter, fuck this!

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(Sunshine..Oh lotsa sunshine....gaaagghh my eyes!)
(Ami wakes up. She sees that Jason has "rolled" next
to her, and he's completely knocked out. She gazes
into his bloody red eyes, and comes closer to his
stupid "I think I'm dead" expression. Just as she's
about to give him a "Good Morning" kiss, she hears
a familiar voice.)

Fahm: ....hehehehehehehehe...*click*
Ami: (bright red, jumping away from jason) F-f-f-f-f-faaaaahhhhmmm!!!!
Fahm: *insert stupid expression here* Awww...you tuu look soooo kkyyuuuuttteee...*smooch smooch*
Ami: I can't believe you took a picture! Here give it back!!!!
Fahm: (sticks tongue out)
Ami: Seriously! Give it back!
Fahm: Make me.
Ami: I don't like him! I just wanted to smell him..
Fahm: Wow..You're so kinky. Wanna smell me?
Ami: *Throws a pillow at Fahm*
Fahm: You know you like him! You wan't his sass. Saaaassss....ssss...sssss...
Ami: I'll prove to you there's nothing special between us.
Fahm: Hrm?
Ami: *punches the crap out of Jason.* SEE!?!?!?!
Jason: *coughing like a maniac* AMI!!! THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!?!?
Fahm: *snicker* You guys are my mind slaves...catch ya later...

*fahm walks out on his boxers.*

Girl 1: Oh My God!!! FAHM!!! IN BOXERS!!! THEY'RE PINK SPOTS!!!!!
Girl 2: GET EM!!!!!!!
The rest of the Horde: FAAAAHMMMMMYYYY!!!!!

Fahm: ....Awww fuck. What is this? Morning jog!?!?!

*runs like hell*

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(Nigel wakes up in the couch)

Nigel: YAAAWWwwNN...Nisha? Guys?

(empty room...)

Nigel: -__-;; So...who's feeding me...

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(Nisha and Jason stroll off to the shopping center on
the hotel. This damn hotel has everything your mind
can conjure up! And I mean anything ^_~ )

Nisha: OH MY GOD!! THAT IS SOOO CUTE!!!
Jason: Jesus, Nisha, everything's so cute to you, isn't it!?!?
Nisha: *evil eyes* I will rip your mouth off, sew them into
your genitals and make you give yourself head, UNDERSTOOD!?!?!?
Jason: *gulp* Y-Yes ma'am!
Nisha: *instant angel* Glad to see your cooperation, tee hee.
Jason: . . . ^_^;;

*Jason spots Ami and Fahm*

Fahm: Hey Jason, how's the devil doing?
Nisha: *drops 10 tons on Fahm*
AMi: Hey, didn't expect you two to be here.
Jason: Neither did I, hehe.

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(Nigel spots Victor still sleeping)

Nigel: Hey, wake up!
Victor: *mumbling* Ohh yeah..grease that bad boy..
Nigel: . . .

(Nigel drops cold water on Vic)

Victor: EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!

(So...as they have breakfast of Hunny Nut Meerios...)

Nigel: We're so lonely...
Victor: I'm not. I got you =)
Nigel: Eyyy yoo....
Victor: ge he he he he..

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(The four of them are sitting at the food court...eating..)
Jason: So Ami, didja force Fahm to come with you?
Ami: Actually, Fahm insisted on taking me :)
Fahm: *munching down food* Who said my name?
Nisha: Awww...that's so cute. You two are on a date..
Jason: *becomes a little uneasy* Is it really a date?
Ami: Well, we went swimming, walking on the beach,
and right now we were about to go shopping... So, yeah
I guess you can call it a friendly date ^^'''
Nisha: Awwwww, Fahm your so sweeet.
Fahm: *continues bringing armageddon to the remaining food* Who called me?

Jason stands up.

Jason: So, weren't we gonna go shopping?
Nisha: What the..you WANT to take ME SHOPPING!?!?!
Jason: Why not?
Ami: I guess you two are on a date as well...
Nisha: A friendly date :)
Fahm: *belch* Ohhh yeahh...that hit the spot..

Ami: So, you guys want to do it together?
Nisha: As in a double date?
Ami: Why not?
Nisha: Hmm..well we do have two bumbly idiots that will
bark at our every whim plus we're loaded so...LETS DO IT!

Fahm and Jason look at eachother...

Fahm and Jason look at them....

Fahm and Jason look at the store..

Fahm and Jason shed tears...

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(Nigel's stuck with Vic)

Nigel looks at Vic. Vic blows him a kiss.
Nigel shudders. Vic snorts.

Nigel: Take me noww....TT___TT
Vic: Aahahahahahahhahaaa...

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Fahm and Jason: Are you done yet?
Nisha and Ami: No.
Fahm and Jason: How bout now?
Nisha and Ami: No.
Fahm and Jason: now?
Nisha and Ami: No.
Fahm and Jason: now?
Nisha and Ami: No.
Fahm and Jason: How bout now?
Nisha and Ami: No.
Fahm and Jason: now?
Nisha and Ami: No.
Fahm and Jason: How bout now?
Nisha and Ami: NO GODDAMNIT!

...

Fahm and Jason: now?
Nisha and Ami: (veins throbbing)
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(They 4 of them walk out with huge
stashes of....clothes they'll probably
never wear. Women...ppffftt..)

Ami: Hey Fahm, come with me for a second?
Fahm: Huh?

(Ami drags Fahm out of the hotel complex)

Nisha: They seem to be in a rush..
Jason: ...yeah..
Nisha: Here, help me take this back to the hotel.
Jason: *sigh* Okay...

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Victor's dancing to Ultraman on TV

Nigel: GAAAGHHH IM GOING INSANE!!!!

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Ami: Hey Fahm, remember this place?
Fahm: Hrm?
Ami: July 15th.
Fahm: ...Ohhhhhh...
Ami: Hee hee.

(Ami kicks the sand lightly. Then she
gazes into the sunset. The beautiful orange-red
makes the entire beach glisten with niceness.)

Fahm: Yeah..that was a fun day..
Ami: Mmhmm...
Fahm: *heavy breath*
Ami: Do you ever wonder...
Fahm: Hrm?
Ami: Wonder..why it never worked out? ..between us...
Fahm: *picks up a rock and throws it toward the sea. It skips*

Fahm and Ami sit down
Ami puts her head on Fahm's left shoulder.

Fahm: I do...atleast I used to..
Ami: I guess we weren't meant to be..
Fahm: yeahh... *throws another rock*
Ami: Fahm...did you...did you..even..love me back then..
Fahm: *smiles* Ofcourse. And I still do ^_^
Ami: W-w-wait but doesn't that mean t--
Fahm: Don't take it the wrong way. I loved you back
then and I still do. You're the little sister I never had...
Ami: *looks at him, and then slowly puts her head back on his shoulder*

Fahm: Remember on that day...July 15th..when I brought you here...
In this very beach..
Ami: How can I not...we shared our first kiss in this place..
Fahm: Mmhmm...*throws another rock*
Ami: what went wrong Fahm..just what..
Fahm: Nothing went wrong. We were adolescents back then. We didn't know any better.

Fahm puts his arm around Ami

Fahm: But what has happened, happened. No one is responsible. I guess our "love" died out..
Ami: ...I guess so..

Ami starts to tear

Fahm: *sigh..*

Fahm puts Ami down on the sand, and he gets closer
to her. Ami looks at him dumbfoundedly as tears slowly
drip down her cheeks...

Fahm, thinking to himself: Please Jason..don't take this the wrong way..

As night approached, there were many fireworks.
Fireworks on the sky, and between people...

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The two come back home.

Nisha: About time you guys came back *chews on apple*
Fahm: uhh eheheh, we were just visiting old places. That's all.
Ami: Yup..reminiscing...

Ami goes to the bathroom, Fahm changes clothes..

Nigel: I KNOW SOMETHING HAPPENED....SPILL IT!
Fahm: -_- what now...nothing happed..sheesh.

*jumps into bed*

Fahm: I'll hit the hay now. Gotta get rest for the big day ahead of us :)
Jason: dude..it's only 9:30 PM..relax..

Ami: I'm gonna sleep on the other room tonight..Need some rest...

Fahm and Ami look at eachother, and then turn away.

Nisha: Just what's going on here...
Victor: Fahm, you feelin' ok? You need some Victor lovin'?
Fahm: I'm good. Night.

Nisha, Jason, Nigel, and Vic: ....night..

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(This was their last day. After days of fun, the gang needs to
go back sometimes y'know. Would be cool if they stayed in Okinawa,
but eh, it's not like thse two guys are writing a story y'know....

...

sigh..)

Nisha: Wow, we're in luck. Beautiful day =D
Nigel: Mmmhmm..beautiful girls out there too.
Victor: *drool...* I wish I was a surfer...beautiful waves...
Fahm: Yeah...OMIGOSH! BEAUTIFUL CRABS TO EAT!!!

(the group startles)

Ami: Hi guys...
Jason: the hell??? Don't surprise us like that!
Fahm: Tee heee hee, couldn't resist.

Jason looks at Fahm for a good while. The idiot
finally realizes he's being stared at, and then
blushes, and hides his face under his hands.
The group laugh. Jason is embarrassed beyond words.

Nigel: Awww sooo lubby dubby...mumumumumumumu <3
Jason: //// s-s-shut up! I just spaced out that's all..
Vic: wow man, and I thought me and you were an item...=(

Jason stamps his feet and walks away red with
anger and humiliation.

Jason: I'm gonna go die over there on the ocean >=O
The group: Have Fun~~~!!!

Jason, mumbling: always picking on me...sheesh..

The group split up. Fahm goes to the eateries.
Nigel goes girl hunting. Victor goes...somewhere.
Nisha goes tanning. Ami follows after Jason.

Ami: You're cute when you're mad ^^
Jason: Ha ha ha ha, funny..

Jason walks ahead of her. Ami does a cute little skip
to catch up to him. She does some sort of a cute face--
lethal attack against Jason.

Jason: Sigh..how can I resist..*smile*
Ami: Tee hee ^_^

Ami puts her arm around Jason's arm, and they walk down
the boardwalk hand in hand.

Ami: Ahh..we should make this the best day of our lives...
Jason: What do you want to do?
Ami: Hmm...why don't we go fishing?
Jason: Fishing?
Ami: anything wrong with that?
Jason: Ok ok, fine fine, fishing it is..
Ami: =)

The two walk down towards the fishing areas
like a cute couple. Fahm munches down the food.
Victor's in limbo with common sense. Nigel
has hand marks on his face. And Nisha continues
to swim. Yes swimming.

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Nigel approaches the eateries. He sees Fahm with dorky
shades, hiding from the vicious fangirls who want to
S&M with him. He laughs a bit.

Nigel: Sigh...I don't wanna stay here anymore.

He slumps.

Nigel: I need a companion. If only SHE was here...

(Flashback from the Airplane. As Nigel got out his routine
once-every-two-hour urination, one of the passengers bumped
into him. She was this georgous Japanese girl. Nigel has a
goddam fetish for them. But she was cute. Very very cute.
She seemed to like him as they exchanged smiles every so often.
She was the girl Nigel saw on TV way in the beginning of the story.)

Fahm sits down.

Fahm: Yo. *munches*
Food: Helllpppp uuusssss...
Nigel: ^^;; dude, your food's talking...

Nigel puts his head down. He slams into the crab bowl
he ordered. The crab clinged onto his face and began
to have Nigel as the main course. He screamed and threw
the crab on the floor. It went splat.

Fahm: you seem to be down. Whassamattah?
Nigel: I dunno. I feel so empty.
Fahm: You hungry? *hands him his ramen bowl*
Nigel: No. I mean spiritually...
Fahm: Spiritually eh....

...

Fahm: You ARE hungry..
Nigel: GODDAMIT FAHM!!!

Nigel stands up and begins to walk.

Fahm: Seriously. what's wrong?
Nigel: Man, I've been single for a good while. Sure I'm a mack daddy
but it's not the same. I need that SPECIAL someone.

Fahm laughs.

Nigel: see? I knew it. you wouldn't understand.

Fahm grabs him by the shoulder.

Fahm: I know exactly what you're going through...remember 10th grade?
Nigel: ....OHHH YEAAHHH...

Fahm turns red. Nigel pokes fun at him.

Fahm: see?
Nigel: Sigh..yeah I guess you know.

They start heading towards the fishing station.
Fahm continues the horrendous munching.


Fahm: man, you still believe the 'special' someone bullshit?
Nigel: Not that, I--
Fahm: You're hopeless.
Nigel: Sigh. No wonder you're single..
Fahm: I choose to be. I have many fangirls who want me in my prime 8-D
Nigel: So you're waiting for that someone eh..
Fahm: Well, it's like--
Nigel: You hypocrite..
Fahm: LEMME FINISH!!!

Fahm throws the food packages out.

Fahm: Ok. There hasn't been many 'special' people to me.
Nigel: ok.
Fahm: But there were some.
Nigel: Nisha?
Fahm: No. But the th--
Nigel: Nisha.
Fahm: Fuck you.
Nigel: *laughs* Kidding. I know how to press your buttons >=)

. . .

Nigel: Ahem, let me rephrase that.
Fahm: Yes...anyhoo.

They slower their pace.

Nigel: Hey, so who's been the special people to you?
Fahm: Well, there were maybe about two.
Nigel: Where are they?
Fahm: Some gone, some here.
Nigel: Who were they?
Fahm: You know one of them.
Nigel: Nisha?
Fahm: No. You're close though.
Nigel: ...OH!!!
Fahm: *fahm looks up in embarrassment*
Nigel: OHHHH!!!
Fahm: Shut up...
Nigel: That chick from the fanclub right!?!?!

Fahm falls down anime style.

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Vic stares at a shell. One makes
noise, the other pokes him. He concludes
that the poking shell is some sort
of a alchoholic shell.

Isn't he bright?

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Nigel: So who was it?
Fahm: sigh..don't tell anyone.
Nigel: I won't.
Fahm: Or I'll anal probe you.
Nigel: Or you'll anal pr-- i hate you.

Fahm stares up at the sky.

Fahm: It's Ami.
Nigel: I'm sorry, you said something?
Fahm: Ami.
Nigel: Are you serious?
Fahm: I shouldn't have told you..
Nigel: Nononono...I meant she's so cute and all...and...I HATE YOU FAHM!
Fahm: Relax..it happened a long time ago. Like maybe 6-7 years..
Nigel: TT__TT Why you!?!?!?
Fahm: *smacks forehead*

They walk at medium pace. Fahm's face seems grim.
Nigel's....in disbelief.

Nigel: Did you get into her pants?
Fahm: . . .
Nigel: . . .
Fahm: *looks away*
Nigel: OH..MY..GAAAAAAAWWWDDDDDDD...
Fahm: ^_^;;

Nigel: .....I SOOO FUCKIN HAAAATTEEE YOOUUU!!!!!!
Fahm: Keep it down damnit!
Nigel: Ohmygod, and you never told us!?!?!
Fahm: You'll hate me more.
Nigel: Bring it on.
Fahm: We did it..last night..on the beach..
Nigel: O_O;; *twitch
Fahm: Why do you think we got to the hotel so late..
Nigel: *twitch twitch

Nigel grabs Fahm by the collar, and punches
him on the face. He gives him a really hard one.
Fahm spits out some blood. He collapses to the floor.

Nigel: ...serves you fuckin' right..

A crowd surrounds them. Slowly they all start to walk away.
Fahm is still on the ground, with his hands on his legs,
and his face facing the floor. He starts to spew out more
blood. Nigel clenches his teeth.

Fahm: ...the fuck..is..wrong..with you..
Nigel: Keep up the cocky ness and I'll make sure you end up in the hospital..

Fahm becomes a bit serious, but confused.

Fahm makes it to his feet, wiping the blood of his mouth.

Fahm: Are you jealous?

. . .

Nigel grabs him by the throat and clenches his fist.
He goes to punch him on the mouth once again but
controls himself.

Nigel: Don't make me Fahm. I swear to God, don't make me.
Fahm: You won't do a thing.

Nigel punches Fahm straight to the mouth. He makes
his fist in a way such that his mid knuckles connected
directly to the mouth and it dug in to cause even more impact.

Fahm lay there with a bloody mouth.

Nigel: I can't fuckin stand you sometimes. So what you're a manga-ka?
So what you have BMW's and all that shit. So what? That gives you
no reason to do whatever the fuck you want. Who do you think you are,
some sort of a king..

Fahm: . . .

Nigel: You know Jason's in love with her. So why. WHY!?!?!
Are you that fuckin greedy? Will you take that little precious
thing away from your best friend?

Fahm: . . .

Nigel: I know you guys had a thing on the past. But the past
is the past. What makes you think you can just dig it up?

Fahm: . . .

Nigel: And you're so goddamn cocky. I HATE THAT ABOUT YOU.
YOU THINK IM FUCKIN JEALOUS OF YOU? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO SAY THAT?

Fahm: ...you have no idea..

Nigel: Oh I have an idea..

Fahm: ..no you don't..

Nigel clenches both of his fists.

Fahm: You don't. You don't know the first thing about me.

Nigel: Shut up.

Fahm: You don't know me at all..

Nigel: JUST FUCKIN SHUT UP! YOU WANT ME TO SHUT YOU UP FOR GOOD????

Fahm: You have no idea what I'm going through.

Nigel Clenches his fist tighter.

Fahm looks up at him, grins.

Fahm: YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!

Nigel: OH MY GAWD, THATS IT!!!

Nigel rushes toward Fahm, and hammers his face
down to the pavement with both his fists. As
he pounds Fahm to the ground, Nigel's tears
coincide with the blood flowing down from both
his knuckles and Fahm's mouth.

Nigel's knees lay on top of Fahm's chest.
Nigel bursts into quiet tears. He feels no
pain from his knuckles. Only what he has done
to his friend. Fahm stares into the sky,
with his bloody face, and just smiles.
Tears run down the side of his eyes.

Nigel: Sniff...Let's get you inside man..

Nigel drags Fahm's battered body across the road.
They change their destination to the Hoten Hospital.

They leave a trail of blood..

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Jason and Ami have been waiting for the fish
for a while now. Ami resides on Jasons lap, looking
towards the heaven. Jason looks up with her.

They feel a nudge.

Ami: I think I got one!
Jason: It's a big one!

They pull with all their might.
Jason pulls with all his might and then
suddenly, a car tire pops up from the
water and hits him on the face.

Jason: @_@
Ami: guess it wasn't a fish ^^;

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Nisha's out swimming. She decides to rest for a while.
As she's swimming back to shore, she notices bubbles.
A giant thing of algae leaps at her.

Nisha: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~!!
Victor: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaa...hahahahahahahaha~~~!!!!!

Vic is next scene all tied up to the the end of
the shallow waters. He's tied up to a sign
reading "Fish Bait"

Victor: ....crap.

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Nisha goes back to her room. She decides to take
a shower since she was supposedly infested by Vic.

(Vic: Ok Nisha, you can come back now....please...)

As Nisha takes her clothes off, she makes sure no
one else is home. She then freely walks naked to the
fridge, cracks open a cold one, makes stupid gestures,
and then takes a case to the bath with her.

Nisha: ...fffffuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! this is the good shit..

As the drunken Nisha stumbles out the bath, she carelessly
goes to the bed all naked. She goes under the covers
and then feels a body. A female body. And did I mention
Nisha is very drunk?

Nisha: Ooooh Ami, *hic* you have a nice *hic* body..

The body doesn't reply back.

Nisha goes closer to the body, and grabs it from
the back. Now folks, there are two naked girls
hugging under covers. One of them is drunk beyond words.

Nisha starts to foldel with the other girl's breasts.

Nisha: Oh My Ami, I didn't know they were this smooth.
Last time I saw you on the hot springs, your's weren't
as big. But I guess time does change things. *hic hic hic*

The body turns over.

Nisha: . .
KKKKKYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jason and Ami have managed to catch about 3 fishies total.
And in total size, the fishes are about a foot long.

Big catch, isn't it!?!?!?

Ami: aauuuu...we wasted our time..
Jason: Uh-uh, it was fun..
AMi: tire still hurts?
Jason: YESSSSS T_T

Jason and Ami get up. Ami takes Jason's hand.
They walk while holding hands.

Jason looks at her brilliant face.
She smiles back. Jason turns away.

And they continue to walk like this.

Jason goes for the move, but enjoying the
current atmosphere, he backs away and
the two 'friends' head towards the hotel.

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Upon returning home, Ami and Jason see Nisha against wall, eyes glazed and frightened through the doorway. Jason draws his pistol and pushes Ami aside.

Jason: Nisha! Whats wrong, is someone holding your hostage!?
Nisha: N-n-n-n....
Jason: (slams door open and points pistol toward bed) OK OUT OF THERE!

The head comes out of the covers.

Woman: Tee hee
Jason: (sweatdrops animestyle) Ok...who the hell are you...wait a minute...

FLASHBACK

Nigel: *flipping through channels* ...HEY! It’s.... HERR!

END OF FLASHBACK! (^_^)V

Jason: Your that girl that was on tv, and Nigel freaked out about you. What are you doing here?
Ami: (falls down animestyle) DONT SAY IT SO BLUNTLY!
Jason: (scratches back of head) eh hehe.. So anyway, what are you doing here, and um, what did you do to Nisha, I've NEVER seen Nisha afraid of something.
Nisha: (trembling) I cant believe..I....
Woman: Well, I mistook this as my room and um, sorta felt a nice female's body so I decided to do something. But she turned around and nearly put me deaf! By the way.. Who's Ami? She was moaning for you.
Ami: 0.0.....T_T Nisha...
Nisha: ...eh hehe.
Jason: Where's Fahm, Nigel, and Vic?
Nisha: Fahm and Nigel went out, and Vic is tied up in a beach.
Jason: Oh ok.....WAIT WHAT!? VICS TIED UP IN A BEACH!?
Nisha: He scared me...
Jason: (hits Nisha with plunger) WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!
Nisha: (hits Jason with bat) HE SCARED ME!
Jason: (on floor) that'll do...

After finally finding and untying Vic the group returns home.

Nisha: Its getting late you know...Where can Fahm and Nigel be?
Jason: Fahm doesn't eat this much...well maybe...
Woman: Should I still be here?
Ami: We never caught your name by the way!
Woman: I'm Aren.
Jason: Thats a nice name!
(door opening, Nigel and Fahm walk in)
Jason: There you are!
Fahm: Jason, theres something we have to talk about...I wanted to tell you that-
Nigel: He wants to tell you that theres going to be a festival tonight! And being its our last day, that we should go for a nice night out!
Ami: Wooooww! Lets go!

Fahm looks at Nigel uneasily. Nigel looks back at Fahm and smiles.

LATER THAT NIGHT

Jason: Wow Ami! Nice yukata!
Ami: You think so? I think it needs to be tightened a bit, could you do that?
Jason: (red) What do I d-do?
Ami: Come around behind me, the string is on my lower back, just pull it a little harder.
Jason: O-ok...(slowly approaches behind her)
Ami: There we go
(Nigel and Vic are watching through peep holes, seeing only Jason behind Ami, as Jason pulls the string Ami bounces looking like their.....you know...)
Ami: Harder Jason! Come on is that the best you got!?
(Nigel explodes with nosebleed)
Victor: Never thought the half gay guy had it in him...
(Fahm munches on some food -_-)

AT THE FESTIVAL

Nisha: Wooow! Look at all the lights and carnival games!
Jason: I'm going to go win a TV!
(Jason runs to nearest game in which you have to throw balls at bottles. pause....)
(Jason throws and hits, the dont fall..throws again and hits...they dont fall...THrows it harder! Doesnt fall...)
Jason: GODDAMNIT!
(Jason throws grenade at bottles)
Victor: T_T I know where this is going...

BOOOOOOOOOOM!

Nigel: RUUUUUUUUN LIKE A BLACK MAN!!!!!!!

The group stops in front of roller coaster.

Nisha: (Hits Jason with bat) WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!
Jason: Nothing now..ouch
Victor: Lets ride the roller coaster..

The group enters the roller coaster. The ride starts!

Fahm: WHEEEEEE!!!!
Nigel: WHEEE!!!
Jason: T_T, am I the only one noticing that Victor is standing on top of the the front of the car...
Victor: OOOO SHIT SON! WHOOOOO!

The ride hits a bump and Vic flies off.

Victor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nisha: Why.....

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Fahm is seen all by himself. He's in a couched position on a nearby bench.
Nisha happily skips with the crapload of prizes she won behind her.
She spots Fahm in that position and decides to skip over to him.

Nisha: ..BOO!!

Fahm leaps in fear. Then he returns to his formal position.

Nisha: You alright?
Fahm: Couldn't be bette--errrr...owwwowowow..
Nisha: Spill.
Fahm: It's err..a stomach ache..yeah..
Nisha: -_-
Fahm: ..wha?
Nisha: The stomach is down there. Not next to your ribs..
Fahm: ^^;; ehehehe.......

Nisha then smacks him around a bit.

Fahm: I think I'll head back to the hotel.
Nisha: Why? This is our last day here..
Fahm: Yeah, but I feel a A huge explosion of brown goodness coming along....
*WHAP*

Nisha: >=o there are things you don't tell a lady.

Fahm gave her a weak smile. He then slowly got back up
and limped for a while.

Nisha: Sure you'll be okay alone?
Fahm: *smiles* Aren't I always?

Fahm walks away. Nisha returns to the group.

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At the Whack-A-Qazi game..

Jason: Mine!
Nigel: Mine!
Victor: Mine!
Ami: MIIIIINE!

*ding*

Guy: Here ya go, lil' lady. A big panda plushie.
Ami: =^_^=

Victor: ;____; ...

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It was about the time for the festival. Everyone gathered
near the river where the fireworks were going to be held.

Jason and Ami were sitting next to eachother. Vic strolled
off somewhere and came back with a few girls. Nisha and Nigel
were beside Ami and Jason. Jason kept trying to hold Ami's
hands but either some commotion happened in the group or
they were startled by the fireworks.

Nigel: Sure is lonely.
Victor: No it's not. I got me some chicks ^_^V
Jason: Ahh Fahm'll be fine alone...

(Fahm: (throwing up some blood) Fuck...fuckfuckfuck! I wish I was dead..)

Ami walked over to Nigel. This way, the order was Jason, Nigel, Ami, and Nisha.
Jason gave a huge sigh of despair.

The whole crew watched the night away. Fahm went to the balcony
to watch the fireworks from his compartment, throwing up some
blood here and there.

And thus the journey of the good friends ended.

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Next Morning.

The group: ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS!?!?!?!?

Nisha snatches a long piece of paper away from Fahm.

Nisha: Ok, we spent $4,800 on food.
*everyone glares at Fahm*

$2,300 for victor's stupid tax.
*everyone glares at Vic*
vic: What?

$6,000 on the Okinawa Sun Mall.
*everyone glares at Ami and Nisha*
Nisha: Keep staring and your eyes will be missing.

And $4,000 for the entire vacation package.

Nisha, at lightning speed, goes into Jason's room to
get a calculator. She calculates all the data..

Nisha: And we came here with $13,000 altogether and..wait maybe my credit card can help!
Nisha goes on freecreditreport.com
Nisha: My card is maxed out, by martinis and MGD beer...
Jason: Maybe i had a few to many drinks...eh hehe

The group turn pale. They're only left with $1,900.
A ticket for each costs $1,100. They have enough money
for food to last them the next few days, knowing Fahm.

The group stays silent, for silence is golden.

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TO BE CONTINUED....??

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